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Sunday, October 24th, 2021

Time:9:01 pm.


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I'll add you back faster if you have a joke to tell!

Peace and Love!

Elayne
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Monday, August 6th, 2007

Subject:Has it been this long?
Time:4:30 pm.
Mood: contemplative.
There's procrastination, and then there's complete neglect. It seems somewhere in the past two years I've practically abandoned this journal.

I attribute my absence to the following excuses:

  1. Meandering on Myspace. In total, I probably dedicated one solid year to surfing aimlessly around Myspace. Since I discovered feckin' Facebook, I no longer feel that same passion I once devoted to Myspace. In fact, I've come to the conclusion that  "MYSPACE IS SLUTTY" and I stand by this statement 100%. I've actually been postponing creating these t-shirts I have in mind with this text designed in some provocatively sinister way.
  2. Facebook. I've really got to set a new limit to the time I spend Facebooking these days.
  3. Celebrity Gossip. I won't even bold this because it's quasi embarrassing that I actually care about Brangelina or monitoring the progressive degradation of Hollywood starlets who can't handle their drugs and alcohol. Also, I think Posh and Beckham are unbelievably sexy to look at.
  4. This should be #1 but it's so recent that I'm still filtering out the above mentioned distractions while I prepare to move to LA in 2 weeks. For at least one year.
  5. Traveling. Ireland, Moscow, Tremblant, South Beach...
  6. Working. Photography + Freelance writing for various magazines
That said, tin he past two years I've only been in a temporary LJ-coma and while I can't commit to posting regularly over the next two weeks as I transplant myself in Burbank (so not "Hollywood proper" so to speak), but I can definitely at the very least, try. And this is the first step..
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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Subject:beware of stinky drummers from craigslist:
Time:12:17 pm.
Mood: chipper.
mark says:
do u know a drummer?

NYCEONE says:
i can find a drummer

NYCEONE says:
i'm in montreal

NYCEONE says:
i'll be back on the weekend

markorfus@hotmail.com says:
gotcha.....we need a kick as mother fucking drummer

NYCEONE says:
let's audition one from craigslist!

mark says:
om u think the same way my bud jon does

mark says:
we got some smelly drummer from there before

mark says:
he reaked.

NYCEONE says:
hah hah hhaa!!

mark says:
and he also sucked

mark says:
and stunk up my whole car..

NYCEONE says:
OMG!

NYCEONE says:
TOO FUNNY!

NYCEONE says:
fucking hilarious actually

NYCEONE says:
i haven't updated my LJ in a long time

NYCEONE says:
but this is going in
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Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

Subject:perogies
Time:12:52 am.
Mood: indescribable.
so i'm reading the back of a package of frozen perogies because i didn't know if i should boil them first and then fry them or whatever.

on the back of the package it gives you several options:
- fry
- bake
- boil

in very small writing under the "frying" directions it says: "do not use a deep fryer. the perogies may burst and cause injury."

i know it's not funny if that happened, but i wonder how many people it happened to in order for them to have to put that warning on the package. also i think it would make a hilarious sketch comedy skit where someone is deep frying perogies, and look over at their progress only to have them explode everywhere. is that completely sinister?

i know i've neglected LJ for a while and this is a random post in here but i really want to document this for some unknown reason.
starting january 2006, i'll be more on top of this blogging thing.

happy holidays :)
much love
elayne
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Thursday, December 15th, 2005

Time:9:34 pm.
You Are an Emo Rocker!

Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing.
That doesn't mean you don't rock out...
You just rock out with meaning.
For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding.
Say What You Feel

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

Subject:10 is too much of a limit...
Time:3:40 am.
Mood: guilty.

My Top 10 (but there's more)

1. try not to rely on radio for a 5 hour drive from Toronto to Montreal. Also don't expect any lights on the highway once you pass Kingston. Ottawa is nearby, and it's the nation's capital but, are there any lights on the road to get there? No, it's very, very, dark. 
2. Don't forget all your CD's at home in a big messy pile because you have left the city within 24 hours of moving into a new house and you are completely and totally disorganized!
3. Vancouver is a chilled out place! I got here this morning.
4. My house is a disarray in Toronto. I moved in on December 1st and I've only been there for two days because of work and social obligations
5. People that make you pay for your dinner at THEIR wedding are cheap and suck especially because there was no forewarning and it was $140 per person!
6. Room service for life.
7. Gin an tonics are delicious and look really pretty if you just throw a slice of lemon, a grape and a blueberry in a clear class with it :)
8. I haven't checked livejournal nevermind my email for a very long time and here I am. Hi.
9. I started posting this in loverain 's journal but I'm making it my first entry in what, a month now? or more... I've seriously neglected this blog.
10. Breathing is underrated.

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Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Subject:mylivejournalslutlife
Time:7:48 am.
Mood: complacent.
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1.9%
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1.9%
phone sexed

3.7%
made out

1.9%
oral sex

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fucked

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Friday, September 30th, 2005

Subject:from atom eyes...
Time:10:32 pm.
Leave your name and
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST.
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Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Subject:something icke would appreciate...
Time:3:03 am.
Mood: gloomy.
So I've been photographing the Toronto International Film Festival for the past week.

I can post pics of about 100 celebrities I've shot but that would be less interesting than this image I captured at the In Style Magazine party... People attending this party were having their wrists scanned with a purple fluorescent light to verify if they could come into the event. Excuse me but, is this not precisely the Mark of the Beast?

And if you look closely at the imagery in the light, do you not see a pentagram?



Another thing that just came to my attention today... the letter 'w' has the equivalent of "vav" or 'v' in the Hebrew alphabet with the numerical value of 6 therefore beloved friends, www = 666?

I refuse to be a mind slave but I might be one without even knowing it... after all, my meager photography just fueled the machine...
3 thoughts| Say What You Feel

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

Subject:go figure
Time:4:44 am.
Mood:wired!.
i'm drunk
it's 4:44am
(contrary to what lj logs me in as..)

and i'm born in 1978



You Belong in 1978



1978





If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!


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Thursday, September 8th, 2005

Subject:waking up to love
Time:12:02 am.
Mood: flirty.

I was in Montreal last week, staying with my boyfriend's family who lives there.

A black Lab named Karma and I connected very well.

We connected so well in fact, that when my boyfriend woke early (as he always does, and I tend to sleep in...), Karma would take his place in our bed.

Of course, Marz came to Montreal with us...

She too slept on the bed...

And made friends with Karma.

(Karma is black so he camouflages in the seat of my car).

This is the most unliterary of journal postings, but it balances out with cuteness and love.

Rrrrrufff!

Say What You Feel

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

Subject:Blank Me
Time:5:00 am.
Mood: hungry.
Ok, fill this out and create one for yourself.

1. I ____ Elayne

2. I want to ____ Elayne

3. Elayne is ____

4. Elayne and I are ____

5. If I was alone in a room with Elayne we would probably ____

6. I wish Elayne ____

7. Elayne should ____

8. Elayne reminds me of ____

9. If Elayne was an animal, she would be a ____

10. One day, Elayne & I ____
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Saturday, August 20th, 2005

Subject:nicht and nein
Time:1:45 pm.
Mood: indescribable.

Some things defy rationality.

Like the fact that I just typed a whole long funny story here and with one wrong click of the keyboard, I managed to delete it all.

AHH THE HUMANITY!

Well, if you don't laugh, then you cry...

I wish I were a Dachshund. Then I wouldn't be obsessed with computers and other aspects of human involvement. I would be on the quest for the perfect crevice...

And instead of pulling me over for speeding or running a red traffic light, officers would feed me:

People would smile at irrelevant things like the fact that a happy meal toy from McDonald's that my nephews left at my house look almost identical to myself...

But then, I couldn't really sing and perform, could I?

The answer: nicht and nein:

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Saturday, August 13th, 2005

Subject:an idea...
Time:10:40 pm.
Mood: hyper.
i want to organize a dance marathon for world peace.

who's in?!
4 thoughts| Say What You Feel

Thursday, August 11th, 2005

Subject:fuck i love this dog.
Time:4:38 am.
Mood: high.


Marzipan, oh Marzipan.
I've always wanted a kitten-monkey-rabbit-dog and you are all of these things Marzirrific!!!!
<3

And this is Zackalicious walking perfect little Marz into the underground subway. She is so great at walking down stairs!!!

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Tuesday, August 9th, 2005

Subject:it's been a crazy week..
Time:3:20 am.
Mood: silly.

When I tattooed "Shalom" on the back of my neck last week, for 'hello, goodbye and peace', I wasn't anticipating saying hello to the following characters this week!

On Saturday afternoon, while driving through Chinatown, there was tremendous traffic. As we get closer to the cause of the holdup, we find our culprit to be none other than a parking enforcer. Yes! Fuck you parking enforcer! I have 20 tickets to fight in court, and you can ALL go through the fucking window of a restaurant for all I care. Considering the speed limit is 50 km/hour I wonder what kind of drugs this guy was smoking to make SUCH a bad turn!

more pics from the accident scene:Collapse )

Funny enough the restaurant is named "E-ON" and "E" (Elayne, me) was ON the scene at the time. Hehehe.

Then, Zack, Marz and I went to the Taste of the Danforth festival to eat Greek food. In addition to food, the festival had this incredible entertainment! An East Indian Karaoke Elvis impersonater.

And then on the way back to the subway, we found Santa working early this year. He forgot his pants at home I guess, but make no mistake: it IS Santa in the flesh!

And this concludes my weekend in photos. I love diversity.

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Thursday, July 28th, 2005

Subject:WOW.
Time:1:03 pm.
Mood: energetic.

So I just found out, I'm an Israeli citizen.

I didn't just become an Israeli. I have apparently always been one, since the age of 10 months old.

My parents, who immigrated to Israel from Lithuania in the late 60s, forfeited their citizenship to the U.S.S.R. at the time (who wouldn't!) and made "Aliyah" / citizenship to Israel. In the mid-70s, they migrated to Canada, and obtained Canadian citizenship. In the process, before becoming full-fledged "Canadians", my mother still had an Israeli passport at the time of my birth, in September 1978.

When my mother travelled with me to Israel in the summer of 1979, she was still using her Israeli passport, which she identified me in as her daughter (well, because I am!).

When my mother obtained her first Canadian passport in the early 80s, I was already coded / recorded as an Israeli citizen by the government in Israel. This explains so much.

I have travelled to Israel 3 times on my own / with friends since the age of 18. Each time, I am hassled and asked a million questions while trying to get through customs and immigration. I know everyone is asked questions, but no one gets scrutinized like me. The people whom I travel with (first being my friend Natalie when we were both 18) always get through easily. Their Canadian passports are scanned. They are asked two or three standard questions and they proceed through the gates. With me, they have to summon over other customs agents, scan my passport many times, and repeat the same questions for the sake of obtaining consistent answers. It's a total nightmare, and I always feel like a criminal.

Last year, on my way to Egypt with a bunch of Canadian and American friends whom I met travelling, they all got through the border just fine. They had to wait for me for half an hour on the other side just to go through my customary lengthy border process. I always thought it was because my father served in the Sinai during the Six-Day-War, but no. I'm Israeli.

I actually have dual citizenship to Israel and Canada. I'm a little bit pissed off because I wanted to make Aliyah and now I will get none of the benefits (house, money, car) for moving to Israel. This means I have to save up a ton of money before I ever decide to move.

Anyways, I think it's hilarious and amazing. I just tattooed SHALOM on the back of my neck two days ago. And now this. Everything is fitting together like a puzzle.

I hope if I decide to move to Israel, they will let me bring little Marz:

 

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Friday, July 22nd, 2005

Subject:The news!
Time:3:28 pm.
Mood: bouncy.

The unveiling of The Sean Ward Electric Comics Freak-Out 5
is a secret show just for friends.

JULY 30th, 2005
We'll unveil the new book at 7 PM, Live entertainment to follow with

Sadie May Crash (upbeat, fun guitar pop)
website coming soon

 NyceOne (hip hop princess)
www.nyceone.com, www.myspace.com/nyceone

MC Sean Ward (unorthodox rap stylings)
www.seanward.net

More Infoz!Collapse )

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Subject:What kind of plastic society have we become?!?
Time:12:54 am.
Mood: cranky.

Things are getting out of hand.

I'm talking about reality shows. Can you survive eating disgusting live insects in the forest for a month? If so, you're a champ! Or formally, a Survivor. The network will film you, everyone with a TV set and satellite will see you at your very sweaty and ugly worst. You get a few hours of fame. Then you fuck off.

Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? Not me. I'll make a million in my lifetime at sporadic moments, cumulatively. That millionaire guy was a fucking tool. No million dollars or more will make me hang out with a dork who probably listens to Yanni in the back of his limo on the way to the theatre to watch boring opera.

Then there was the American Idol. How many people in the world can sing and dance, really? I'd be bold enough to say at least half of the population has one of these talents, if not, more. Or, at least 75% of people have the ability to entertain, in some form or another, at the very least. So big deal, you microscopic Idol.

The anti-Idol was my favorite. I forget the exact name of the show, but I watched two episodes, one being where William Hung did his famous rendition of the most ridiculous song to imitate ever, Ricky Martin's "She Moves". That was funny, but really fucking mean at the same time. Everyone made of him. Everyone is still making fun of him. I think he knows this but not the extent of people that imitate his Napoleon Dynamite style of dance moves and his off-key rendition of, did I say, one of the whackest songs ever? Ricky Martin's fucking "She Moves." * GAG *

Last night I watched the premiere of So You Think You Can Dance. WHACK WHACK and WHACK. Breakdancers who can contort their bodies into amazing headspins and windmills were not chosen for the final round but some chick Isis with huge fake breasts and a complete lack of coordination in belly-dancing was chosen. What's up? I can't figure out if they're making a mockery of these dancers or if this is genuinely a search of talented people since only a few of those chosen to go to 'Hollywood' actually had style and a repertoire of great dance moves.

And now, I get this email today about a brand new reality series upcoming:

New MC battle TV show for Turner South and SoSo Def Entertainment searching for America's dopest battle MCs.

The pilot is scheduled to be shooting mid-August so if you're interested, you MC you, send a package by 7/29/05 if you think you got what it takes. Both males and females are welcome to participate. Male and females? Oh wow. Thanks for letting women be part of this. What era are we in? Suffragettes/!

Send Packages to:

Kristine McDermott
1050 Techwood Drive
Atlanta, Georgia 30318-5604

Package should include
Demo (this can be music, freestyles, video footage, etc.)
Bio (include age)
Picture

I, being an MC, will not participate in this. This is where I start to question what kind of world we live in, and what will happen next?

Who can take the biggest shit in America? or "So you think your shit is big"

Who wants to lick George Bush's Balls? or, more formally "Who can bullshit enough to suck the biggest bullshitter in the world's nutsack?"

Who can procrastinate the most? or "Can you beat Nyceone's idleness" or "Nyce Idle"

18 thoughts| Say What You Feel

Tuesday, July 5th, 2005

Subject:See you there!
Time:11:35 pm.
19 thoughts| Say What You Feel

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